Fast forward to this weekend, when they are airing “Celebrity Fit Club: Boot Camp.” In some weird twist, they have “brought back” some previous contestants (read: cheap Omarosa-style publicity stunt) to revisit the Fit Club. Now, unlike a show like The Biggest Loser, where contestants work out, eat healthy, live on set, and lose up to 12 to 15 lbs or more each week, these celebutards are given fluff goals like 1 or 2 lbs to lose each week, and they routinely fail because it’s a joke: they show up for a day or two each week, they eat whatever the hell they want, regularly talking about how they fell short, and admit to working out a day or two each week. It’s not a “fit club,” it’s a few attention-starved chunky idiots who can’t stick to a diet.

Anyway, leave it to worthless Dustin Diamond to start his princess behavior again. After carrying on, he let the “drill seargant” get to him when he quit…again. He quit one challenge before it started. He quit another when he claimed to be “out of lung capacity.” Then he skimped on a third the WWE “Divas” hosted. He claims they pushed him too hard and then, when the drill seargant said he wanted the WWE Divas to kick his butt, he suggested he couldn’t be a party to an illegal threat of violence.

But the part that kills me is how Diamond is suggesting that he’s being targetted because he’s Jewish and not because he’s en effing pansy. He’s a whiny, arrogant, big fat baby and he acts like a spoiled child who needs to be shipped off to military school. Every insult – for which these shows are known! – prompts a phone call to his lawyer or to his “manager” (aka his wife). It has nothing to do with being Jewish, Dustin, it has to do with being a grade A douche bag.

Dustin Diamond is effing worthless. He, much like the previously mentioned Omarosa, should never be allowed on TV again. Reality TV may be the crack of programming, but there are some people who are best left completely ignored. Dustin Diamond is one of them.

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Here is the text of the auction:

AMERICA ROCKS!

This delicious and amazing strawberry is shaped like the USA! How totally cool is that? Show your love for our country and bid on this one of a kind berry! A must for any serious collector of fruits and veggies in a unique shape. A perfect gift for that special someone who has everything already!

I pledge to donate 25% of the proceeds of this sale to chairity (sic) – most likely I will donate to the one laptop per child foundation. even if you dont bid, google this charity and help them out… pretty cool idea for a charity. (I am not affiliated with them at all)

This is the most amazing strawberry ever to be found.

The strawberry has been immediately wrapped up and frozen in a freezer inside a deep freeze bowl at an undisclosed location.

I will ship this to the buyer in dry ice to ensure quality.

it is red & white and has a tiny green leaf

no returns … all sales final

A choice quote: “For people to call out her parenting skills on behalf of her partying ethics is appalling.”

I mean, seriously, what the f@*% does that even mean!? If you have even a cursory understanding of English, you’d know this makes no sense whatsoever. “On behalf of her partying ethics?” Uh… what? Wait… “Partying ethics?” What the hell are partying ethics? Paris Hilton must be dumb as a post. What has this world come to??