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Damn, Dustin Diamond is a Douche

Somehow, I’m embarassed to admit, I got sucked into watching VH1’s Celebrity Fit Club this weekend. Normally, I find the show to be an uninteresting train wreck. Over Christmas break, a few of us were sitting around in front of the TV and I caught several episodes in a row where Dustin Diamond, the guy who played Screech on Saved By the Bell, mouthed off to the drill seargant and got himself the title of “bad boy.” To make a long story short, he became a pain the ass by continuing to eat cheeseburgers and generally annoy everyone throughout the “season.” He also made a very loud and obnovious point to pimp his sex tape – yes, seriously – at every opportunity.

Fast forward to this weekend, when they are airing “Celebrity Fit Club: Boot Camp.” In some weird twist, they have “brought back” some previous contestants (read: cheap Omarosa-style publicity stunt) to revisit the Fit Club. Now, unlike a show like The Biggest Loser, where contestants work out, eat healthy, live on set, and lose up to 12 to 15 lbs or more each week, these celebutards are given fluff goals like 1 or 2 lbs to lose each week, and they routinely fail because it’s a joke: they show up for a day or two each week, they eat whatever the hell they want, regularly talking about how they fell short, and admit to working out a day or two each week. It’s not a “fit club,” it’s a few attention-starved chunky idiots who can’t stick to a diet.

Anyway, leave it to worthless Dustin Diamond to start his princess behavior again. After carrying on, he let the “drill seargant” get to him when he quit…again. He quit one challenge before it started. He quit another when he claimed to be “out of lung capacity.” Then he skimped on a third the WWE “Divas” hosted. He claims they pushed him too hard and then, when the drill seargant said he wanted the WWE Divas to kick his butt, he suggested he couldn’t be a party to an illegal threat of violence.

But the part that kills me is how Diamond is suggesting that he’s being targetted because he’s Jewish and not because he’s en effing pansy. He’s a whiny, arrogant, big fat baby and he acts like a spoiled child who needs to be shipped off to military school. Every insult – for which these shows are known! – prompts a phone call to his lawyer or to his “manager” (aka his wife). It has nothing to do with being Jewish, Dustin, it has to do with being a grade A douche bag.

Dustin Diamond is effing worthless. He, much like the previously mentioned Omarosa, should never be allowed on TV again. Reality TV may be the crack of programming, but there are some people who are best left completely ignored. Dustin Diamond is one of them.

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Dumbest Ebay Auction Ever?

This may well be the dumbest eBay auction ever (link available… while it lasts). I mean, who hasn’t wanted to own a strawberry shaped like the United States… well… kinda… if you squint your eyes and just imagine it a little bit, you can almost sorta see it… a little.

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Here is the text of the auction:

AMERICA ROCKS!

This delicious and amazing strawberry is shaped like the USA! How totally cool is that? Show your love for our country and bid on this one of a kind berry! A must for any serious collector of fruits and veggies in a unique shape. A perfect gift for that special someone who has everything already!

I pledge to donate 25% of the proceeds of this sale to chairity (sic) – most likely I will donate to the one laptop per child foundation. even if you dont bid, google this charity and help them out… pretty cool idea for a charity. (I am not affiliated with them at all)

This is the most amazing strawberry ever to be found.

The strawberry has been immediately wrapped up and frozen in a freezer inside a deep freeze bowl at an undisclosed location.

I will ship this to the buyer in dry ice to ensure quality.

it is red & white and has a tiny green leaf

no returns … all sales final

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Birthday Laugh

Today is my birthday. And I was pleased to get a laugh at an article entitled “Paris defends Britney“.

A choice quote: “For people to call out her parenting skills on behalf of her partying ethics is appalling.

I mean, seriously, what the f@*% does that even mean!? If you have even a cursory understanding of English, you’d know this makes no sense whatsoever. “On behalf of her partying ethics?” Uh… what? Wait… “Partying ethics?” What the hell are partying ethics? Paris Hilton must be dumb as a post. What has this world come to??

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