Posts Tagged ‘Random’

Peas Porridge Hot.

What the hell is porridge? And who is eating it? According to dictionary.com: porridge: por·ridge Pronunciation Key (porij) n. A soft food made by boiling oatmeal or another meal in ...

Verdana – Best Font of 2002

Tahoma, your days are numbered. Arial, you’re old school. The “Verdana” font has been impressing me lately. I’m pleased with its smoothness and I’m almost prepared to transition this entire ...

The Computer

Once, when I was like 15, my buddy Benny and I made flyers for a ficticious play called “The Computer” to be put on at a local high school. We ...

the internet is slow

Dammit. You know what qualifies as “too slow” for the internet? Anything than takes longer than absolutely i-friggin-mmediately.

Sweeeeeet!

Dude, what’s mine say?

weird

Why do some people pronounce the name Cheryl, which I always hear as being pronounced Sherrull, like Shurl? That’s f’ed up, no? If my name were Cheryl, I’d say, “Excuse ...

Pepsi Blue SUCKS

Can I please just tell you: PEPSI BLUE SUCKS. God, what a horrible drink. It tastes like…nothing. My friend’s quote: “It’s like cotton candy that melted, evaporated, rained, washed through ...

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