Tag Archives: Britney

Birthday Laugh

Today is my birthday. And I was pleased to get a laugh at an article entitled “Paris defends Britney“.

A choice quote: “For people to call out her parenting skills on behalf of her partying ethics is appalling.

I mean, seriously, what the f@*% does that even mean!? If you have even a cursory understanding of English, you’d know this makes no sense whatsoever. “On behalf of her partying ethics?” Uh… what? Wait… “Partying ethics?” What the hell are partying ethics? Paris Hilton must be dumb as a post. What has this world come to??

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I Love You, Britney Spears

You can say whatever you like about how incredibly lame pop culture is, but I’m starting to fall victim to it. I have a “Pop” mix that I made not too long ago, and it features Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, the Backstreet Boys, even *NSync, for crying out loud. That alone shows you how much it gets beat into your head. Either way, though, Britney is money.

But the cherry on top is that, last night, as I was watching the finale of “American Idol,” I found myself liking that ridiculous Mariah Carey-sounding song the finalists sang. Something must be done about this, and quickly.

Music today is just starting to suck. The RIAA wonders why CD sales are down, and they blame KaZaa and Napster, when in reality, there’s just lots of shitty music bombarding us. And in the space, when we lack good music, we start listening to crap — and liking it!

Something big needs to come. The world is ready for another “Nevermind.”

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