Comments on: Internet Explorer Sucks

By: goatboy

goatboy — Thu, 29 Dec 2011 16:01:01 +0000

Unfortunatly people will always continue to use IE and so microsoft just dont bother.. how about the open in new window bug on windows 7… still no real fix for it (aside from work arounds that other people have figured out on the net.) Why should microsoft bother to improve it when there are plenty of free alternatives about… if everyone just stopped buying their shit then they might get up off their asses… Until then wait for windows 8 and the cockups that will follow -.-

By: vzhen

vzhen — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 11:53:28 +0000

Doraemon proof why ie sucks
http://goo.gl/uXNxT

By: diamondjim10

diamondjim10 — Tue, 23 Aug 2011 20:31:20 +0000

Oh, by the way, Itnertnut Exploiter, I just happen to be the lead guitarist & lead singer front man for a awsomely popular band in all of ark. and surrounding states. We perform for huge crowded events. I will be making copies of these post’s and throwing them out to our audiences . Protesting the reasons to stay away from these ILLUMINATI BAPHOMET SPERM SNORTERS……..whew !…INTERBUTT EXPLOADER SMELLS LIKE STRAIGHT UP ASS!!!

By: diamondjim10

diamondjim10 — Mon, 22 Aug 2011 20:31:23 +0000

And when i finally decide to download ie 9, two hours later…OH BY THE WAY CANT FINISH. “YOU HAVE THE LATEST VERSION”…FUCKING TIME SUCKING ILLUMINATI DEMONS!!! GO TO HELL WHERE GOD PREPAIRED A PLACE FOR YOU.YOU SATANIC SHIT SNIFFERS!!!YOUR REWARD IS COMING IN YOUR LIFETIME . GOD BLESS.

By: Laughed my ass off

Laughed my ass off — Tue, 28 Jun 2011 11:00:07 +0000

Love the ie bashing and agree totally with it, however microsoft did so many things right like windows and office and basic networking a 12 year old can figure out. Its not the best since everyone who sets up there own box on linux will tell you their setup is the best but thats a prefrenece. I found this after finding that the new ie8 adds site headers to a tags and passes them to jquery so now 10 of my sites are fucked as the ajax in receieving http://kldjfkld/dkjfdkls.index.php/#someParam instead of #someParam and it took me half an hour to figure it out. I fucking hate this worthless browser.
Any way i just dont understand how IE cant make a browser even half way compatible with the other browsers out there?
Safari is even now restricting flash content but standard markup is fine.
Its like the guy who invents the first vehicle uses three wheels then all the compeptitors make one with four and they go faster and are more stable how is it that microsoft doesnt follow along and make a browser that is at least using the same compliant standards as every other browser out there?
It is like they are neglecting the most used program they provide in the operating system. Font sizes dont match in px % or em. Borders are counted into object size scroll bars are added into objects with specific width counts randomly.
Every web developer out there absolutley hates IE and none of us want to build anything for this system that has been upgraded 3 times in two years with absolutley no regard for making developers job easier.
Who is in charge of this department he should be fired and they should just take the free the standrads everyone else is using and apply it to their fucking piece of shit browser that never improved even slighlty from IE 6 except for basic appearence.
What are these guys making 100k per year to sit in their offices and say hmm why dont we copy the style and tabs from mozzila but the actual reason people like mozzila no we dont need to do that. Is it a money thing can we setup a fund for these assholes to make the most widely used browser at least use the standard rendering concepts as all other browsers.
I would rather sit here and bitch for twenty minuets than rewrite everything again and again for this stupid fucking browser that cant apply a font size in a div to all elements in the div isnt that what cascading style means that it applys to inner elements fuck how do you miss these trivial basic concepts for 5years in a row wake up and just follow the standard conventions already before all web developers just stop allowing IE from accessing their sites.

By: S Ben Price

S Ben Price — Mon, 20 Jun 2011 11:01:21 +0000

I just wanted to say fuck you Internet Explorer.

FUCK YOU, Internet Explorer!!

There, now I feel better.

By: Charge'n Blow!

Charge'n Blow! — Tue, 03 May 2011 09:22:25 +0000

I hate Internet Explorer!
IE9 has “Hardware Accelleration”! I think MS secretly talks to Graphic-card-Manufacturers in order to sue them to implement that in hardware what microsoft isn’t able to implement in software (while other developer can). These Assheads!
Microsoft is a big Blow!

By: Adam S

Adam S — Wed, 27 Apr 2011 01:54:09 +0000

Actually, while I agree that it’s super lame that IE9 requires Vista, keep in mind that the biggest feature of IE9 is accelerated graphics (including fonts!), which render natively on the GPU. This requires a feature that doesn’t exist on XP. If nothing else, at least understand WHY Microsoft imposed this limitation. IE9 is at least a halfway decent browser and deserves recognition, even if it’s still a long way from competitive.

By: Gio

Gio — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 20:04:01 +0000

FUCK U IE9, and fuck u windows, i am a poor computer illiterate bum, so i use firefox now, since i don’t/can’t use any other OS apart from god damn windows. A company so large with so much resource concentrating on making windows and ie, presents us with crap every couple years, am i the idiot? or those programmers sitting in microsoft office? i just had to type “fuck u ie9″ into google, hoping one day, with enough clicks and cross-ref, those programmers (or their boss) would actually make something that won’t freeze/crash/blue screen/shut down/restart at its own will.

FUCK U IE9

By: chichilatte

chichilatte — Fri, 25 Feb 2011 14:43:40 +0000

Love it! if MS gave out a paper cup full of shit instead of their browser, i would happily use that instead.

By: zaz

zaz — Tue, 25 Jan 2011 03:46:23 +0000

You said it all !!! Thanks. All work better than MS IE. I found out hard way too.

By: zaz

zaz — Tue, 25 Jan 2011 03:39:55 +0000

Thank you. I am happy that somebody else wrote about MS how I feel about them for years. I love your “pure slackness on MS’s part” term.

By: Justin

Justin — Mon, 24 Jan 2011 18:08:20 +0000

See that’s what I thought too, I have removed it from being called for in the header and as well as in the body but I still get an error in IE

So I just reentered it in and now IE works just fine. Sorry for being an idiot, thanks for the help Adam!

By: Adam S

Adam S — Mon, 24 Jan 2011 18:03:01 +0000

Well, it's obvious. You have a function that needs 6 arguments and you're only passing 5. You completely omitted the window name in your code. Try this:


a href="javascript:myPopup('url','Popup','650','700','350','1000')">See our 1st Quarter Promotion /a

By: Justin

Justin — Mon, 24 Jan 2011 18:00:51 +0000

I’m not a beginner in Javascript but I’m also not a professional in it either. It works just perfectly fine in Firefox but not IE. Let’s see if this code copy and pastes now ..

This part is in my header of my site …

function myPopup(url,windowname,w,h,x,y)

window.open(url,windowname,”resizable=no,toolbar=no,scrollbars=yes,menubar=no,status=no,directories=no,width=”+w+”,height=”+h+”,left=”+x+”,top=”+y+”");

and I close my header.

Than in my body tags I have this ..

a href=”javascript:myPopup(‘url”,’650′,’700′,’350′,’1000′)”>See our 1st Quarter Promotion /a

Closed body tag.